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Because sometimes you’re crushing it… and sometimes you forget what day it is. Enter the Witty Women Desktop Calendar, where sarcasm can be a part of every day. Featuring twelve laugh-out-loud sayings from our favorite sassy ladies, this calendar is the perfect way to keep track of your days without losing your sense of humor.
12 SNARKY EXPRESSIONS: A new gem of sarcasm every month—from “My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats” to “How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them with a brick?” Consider it your daily dose of truth-telling.
COWORKER-APPROVED: Whether you’re gifting it to your office bestie, your work wife, or that friend who really needs a laugh, this calendar guarantees smiles (and maybe a few side-eyes).
PERFECT SIZE: 5" x 7" calendar cards slip into a crystal-clear acrylic frame that’s sturdy, compact, and looks great on desks, nightstands, or kitchen counters.
FANCY FRAME INCLUDED: High-quality acrylic frame with magnetic corners, double-sided display, and wipe-clean surface. Translation: sleek, sturdy, and easy to flip each month.
WHY WOMEN LOVE IT:
- It’s funny without being cheesy.
- It doubles as office décor and daily therapy.
- It’s the kind of gift you actually want to get (and give).
Treat yourself, gift your girlfriends, or make your coworkers wonder how you manage to say what they’re all thinking. The Witty Women Desktop Calendar—because life’s too short for boring calendars and polite silence.
