WITTY WOMEN COFFEE MUGS

The Witty Women coffee mugs are a must-have addition to your daily routine because who needs sunshine and rainbows when you've got caffeine and sarcasm, right? Get ready to make a bold statement and give your coworkers and friends a good chuckle with these sassy mugs. 

Picture this: a vintage lady staring you down with an "I've seen it all" expression, complemented by the bold, black font on a pristine white background. It's like a masterpiece of snark, destined to declare your sarcastic nature to the world. Plus, this mug is made of ceramic, so your precious coffee will stay piping hot. No lukewarm disappointments here!

But wait, there's more! We've designed this mug with your convenience in mind. The large handle ensures a firm grip, so you can deliver your sarcastic sips with confidence. And don't worry about cleaning up the aftermath of your caffeine-induced laughter—the dishwasher will take care of it for you. It's like having a personal assistant for your mugs!

This conversation starter is not just limited to coffee; it's versatile enough for tea or any other hot beverage you prefer to caffeinate with. So go ahead, sip away while contemplating life's deepest mysteries, like how to politely inform someone that you'd love to introduce them to a friendly brick.

SIZE
11-oz mug

EXPRESSIONS AVAILABLE IN THIS LISTING

• I do not rise & shine...I caffeinate and hope for the best
• How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them with a brick?
• I want to throat punch someone but I'm trying to get right with the Lord
• I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm forgetting something.
• This coffee would work better if I could throw it on people

CARE OF MUGS
The design is permanently dyed into the surface of the mug. Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe. Design will not scratch off like vinyl or decals.