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Because Christmas isn’t all calm and bright. Our Witty Women Holiday Ornaments bring the sass straight to your tree with vintage-inspired humor and a dash of holiday cheer. Perfect for women who love a good laugh, these ornaments turn “Silent Night” into “Sarcastic Night” in the best way possible.
FOUR HILARIOUS EXPRESSIONS TO CHOOSE FROM:
- “Being good for goodness sake is definitely not enough motivation.”
- “Santa has to be a man… no woman would wear the same outfit year after year.”
- “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… but if it runs out, I’ll take red.”
- “Christmas is when we are one plum pudding from a yuletide meltdown.”
SIZE: 3" diameter, 1/8" thick—sturdy but lightweight for perfect tree hanging.
READY TO HANG: Comes with ribbon tied to hang 3" from the branch.
QUALITY: Crisp, vibrant printing that will make your holiday décor pop with personality.
THE PERFECT GIFT: Great as stocking stuffers, hostess gifts, or little surprises for girlfriends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh under the mistletoe.
Bring humor home for the holidays with Witty Women Christmas Ornaments—because sometimes laughter is the best decoration.
