Forget the mushy stuff—these cards keep it real. The Witty Women Valentine Card Set is here to spread love, sarcasm, and maybe just a little shade. Perfect for your partner, best friend, secret crush, or even that one person you can’t stand (but feel obligated to acknowledge).
Each card has a blank interior, leaving plenty of room for your unmatched wit—or your brutally honest charm. And unlike every other Valentine on the shelf, these beauties skip the tired “Happy Valentine’s Day” stamp. Translation: you can use them anytime, because sarcasm is a year-round love language.
SIZE: A2 (4-1/4" x 5-1/2"), the perfect size for your sharpest one-liners.
SET INCLUDES 6 note cards + 6 envelopes.
MATERIALS: Printed on thick 110 lb. white cardstock with matte finish envelopes made from acid- & lignin-free archival paper. Durable enough to hold both your love notes and your snark.
SIX EXPRESSIONS INCLUDED:
- “I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you.”
- “You annoy me less than anyone in the entire world. That’s big!”
- “You are the only person I can stand for longer than 2 hours.”
- “There is nobody else I would rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.”
- “If I had feelings, I would have them for you.”
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“You are the best thing in my life … besides wine.”
Real talk, real laughs, real love. Whether you’re swooning, laughing, or side-eyeing your way through Valentine’s Day (or any day), the Witty Women Valentine Card Set proves that sarcasm really is the sweetest gift.
